PSA: One Week Left to Preorder Max Payne 3 LE

Ouch! Ahh! Oooh! It hurts! That’s some Maximum Payne i’m going through.

Cheesy jokes asides, Rockstar Games next best seller Max Payne 3’s March 6th release date is nearing ever closer, the the doomsday clock is ticking down. What doomsday clock you ask? The one for securing your copy of the limited edition. Rockstar is cutting off all preorders for this $99 version of the game January 15th, so you better get moving down to your local game retailer.

Now you may ask yourself  “Oh great Austin, what will I be receiving for my hundred dollars?” And worry not, little reader, for I have the answers you seek.

Those brave enough to plop down $100 on Max Payne 3 will recievce…

Download codes for the Disorderly Conduct Weapons Pack and the Classic Multiplayer Character Packs containing  the Hammerhead Auto Shotgun, G9 Grenade Launcher and Molotov cocktail and eight playable multiplayer characters for
Max Payne 3 Multiplayer, including fan favorites from the original Max Payne and Max Payne 2
like Max Payne from Max Payne 2, Mona Sax and Vladimir Lem.

Those of you who choose to clear your wallets of $100 will also receive a copper and brass plated bullet key chain with removable top, (Note: not TSA friendly.) a series of game-inspired original still-life art prints that depict some of Max Payne’s inner demons and vices, and what I consider to be the selling point on this bundle, a 10-inch tall Max Payne statue created by the wizards at TriForce gaming.

Sound like something you’d like to see grace your game room? Go preorder from anywhere your heart desires, even if you’re only slightly interested, you can always cancel it.