You know those moments in life when you experience something you must share? Well I hope you have one of those in a moment. Please welcome into the conversation: Frog Fractions, a pseudo- educational game with way too many tricks up its sleeve. While you may not learn fractions from Frog Fractions you might learn the origins of boxing, how expensive porn is to produce, and how much chicks dig cybernetics. It behooves your funny bone to take 30 minutes and play through this game.
In case you get stuck I have written a quick walkthrough. Be warned, spoilers abound.
[toggle title=”Frog Fractions Walkthrough”]Upgrade to the turtle. Upgrading the Lock-on and Static Tongue are helpful but not “required.”
Once you have the Turtle upgrade to the Dragon.
Once you have the dragon go under the water.
Upgrade to the Warp Drive.
Fight the Bug horde. Do barrel Rolls.
Aim for the boss’ legs.
None of the answers matter, some will get you more points though.
I drew a penis.
Go underwater again.
Just keep going.
Here comes the hard part, the Text Adventure. Press Help for a couple laughs.
Climb the ladder. Take the rug. Open the hatch. Go in the hatch. Examine the wires. Take the Can. Examine the Machine. Take the paper. Take the tape. Use tape on wire. Place can under machine. Examine controls. Pull lever. Go to quarters. Pour can in hole. Open Drawer. Read manual. Climb Ladder. Examine display. Press New destination. Climb Ladder. Get in Pod.
Try to survive.
Dance, DANCE!
Just print money, but the Padlock upgrade.
Dive underwater.
Win.
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