“Hey, dude, like, who has time to read anyore!”
“Yeah man, I like, totally don’t have time to read!”
“But ch’know, we always have time for videogames!”
Both: “Wazhzhzhzhzahzhazhahzha!”
“But bro, if we don’t have time to read, how are we gonna know what videogames are worth playin?”
“I gotchu homie, LevelSave Video reviews!”
“Does LevelSave even have a Dead Island Riptide video review, which I’ve heard so much about… dawg?”
“Shway!”
“Shway?”
Both: “Shway…”
And so the two homies watched a video review that day. They enjoyed it so much that they both turned their lives around and stopped gallivanting around on their skating boards. The two went to college, received a wonderful education, and excelled in the business of business. Today they live in siburbia with their wonderful lovers and children. It really is too bad that they did not play enough Dead Island Riptide, for you see, Dr. NamLiv’e has just discovered a possible cure for death and plans to share it with the world.
Too little too late for the homies I suppose. All the money in the world could not save them from the tremendous horrors that befell them. What horrors you ask? Well they were both bitten and then devoured their families while their houses burnt down around them.
Oh what a jolly old time it was!
The full written review is here, but who has time to read anymore!?
