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“Xbox Horizon” Has Trolled Us All

"Xbox Horizon" Has Trolled Us All
Written by Chris Lock

If you’ve been on twitter at all during the Super Bowl, then surely you’ve seen the hashtag “#XboxHorizon” being used. It seems to be a tweet from Polygon’s Justin McElroy who started it all.

After this, hell broke loose.

 

 

 

Everyone and their brother thought it was real.
Hell, I even got sucked in.

 

Although if the rumors were real, it’d be quite an amazing device.

 

Free food, HD-DVD’s back from the dead.

 

Three analog sticks!?

 

and even L.A. Noire quality eye tracking?

It looks like McElroy even got his hands on the during-game announcement plans;

 

 

 

Here’s absolutely everything we know about the “Xbox Horizon”

Release Date:

  •  The Xbox Horizon releases 11-12-13, that’s November 11th, 2013.
  • It will retail for $299.99

Features

  • The Xbox Horizon features many groundbreaking new features, including:
  • – A 1TB Wireless Harddrive
  • – The return of both HD-DVD’s and Cartridges
  • –  The removal of backwards compatability
  • – “SuperKinect” with advanced eye tracking similar to L.A. Noire’s mocapping.

The Xbox Horizon also already has a launch lineup of games including…

  • Diablo 3

The #XboxHorizon ad was way over the top, but I’m pretty sure I saw a Diablo 3 screengrab in the closing montage. — The Daily Blink (@dailyblink) February 4, 201

A remake of the popular game Bubsy

Pretty weird that they announced a Bubsy remake as an #XboxHorizon launch title… — Matt Kump? (@kump) February 4, 2013

A survival horror game about a jacked up muscle-man dubbed “Fleshlight” – is this a slenderman rip off?

The new Xbox comes bundled with the new survival horror game “Fleshlight.” Looks good! #xboxhorizon

— Tara (@Stickywiggit) February 4, 2013

But alas, it turns out to be one giant hoax, sprung from the mind of Justin McElroy.

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About the author

Chris Lock

Just a guy that loves games and wants so badly to tell you about them. I have a habit of being a terrible person. Prone to talk about the worst games imaginable. Poke-fan. LBP admirer. RPG lover. Writer. Podcaster. Father. Husband. Student. Tired. @Snickelsox on twitter.

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