This is going to be a very, very good summer. “WHY IS THAT KENNY!? YOU HANDSOME SEX BEAST!?’ You may ask, well, as it turns out, our buddies over at Firaxis are gearing up to release another expansion for Civilization 5, titled, “A Brave New World”. So what is being put into the proverbial game hopper? Allow me to copy and paste the press release Lemmie see… 1: Nine new Civilizations are going to be on tap, along with their respective units and...
The following is a transcript from a nondescript clinic in the state of California. “Welcome everyone to the inaugural meeting of OMTA (One More Turn Anonymous). I am Counselor Rioux, and I see that we have a few faces in here, so why don’t we introduce ourselves and say why we are here. Let’s start with you sir” Points to man on his left “My name is Bob.” CR:”And why are you here today Bob?” Bob:”I am here because I fell...
We all lie to ourselves. We grow up saying to ourselves,”I’ll never get addicted to THAT“. But once you had a taste, you can’t help but just give in, and click,”Next Turn”. Seriously, in terms of addictive qualities, Civilization 5 should be the kind of stuff that gets one sent to the Betty Ford Clinic in California. Want to get heroin addicts off the smack? Introduce them to Civ 5. I mean, it may still result in them not being a...
