“Good news denizens of Pandora, the Hyperion corporation has added special growth hormones to the water systems, designed by our top scientists to enhance your inlaid abilities. The weak willed, afraid of change should avoid drinking the water. There is also a 13% chance that you will be transformed into a raging monster filled with hate and despair. Those weak willed, afraid of being transformed into a raging monster filled with hate and despair, should avoid drinking the...
